Bachelor-Recap: Hometowns and Heartbreaks

WE MADE IT!!! Tonight is hometown dates. Arie will visit Kendall, Other Becca, Lauren, and Tia in their hometowns. Kendall's Hometown: Los Angeles, CA Right off the bat she reminds us that she was formerly known as Taxidermy Blonde by taking him to a taxidermy room. She is v into this and he's v not. … Continue reading Bachelor-Recap: Hometowns and Heartbreaks


Bachelor-Recap: Have you heard the one about the 5 identical blondes?

Here we go. Twelve remaining contestants. Five of them are blonde. Four of them wore white tops and denim shorts into Fort Lauderdale today. I CAN'T TELL ANYONE APART ANYMORE! This might require wine. We're going to try nicknames for the blondes this week and see how that goes. One-on-One Date: Mom-Blonde Dead-Grandpa-Blonde is back, … Continue reading Bachelor-Recap: Have you heard the one about the 5 identical blondes?

Bachelor-Recap: The Bekah-Bombshell

We have 15 contestants left and 6 of them are blonde. I'm still going to refer to them by numbers so try and keep up. This week we're moving out of the house and heading to Tahoe and the ladies are SO. EXCITED. to go to Tahoe and spend time with Arie, one-on-one. Who wants … Continue reading Bachelor-Recap: The Bekah-Bombshell

Guess Who’s Back in the Bachelor-Lovin’ House?!

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! It's been quite some time, and I'm two weeks behind but I think I've totally got this on lock. He's a second-hand rose anyway, there really can't be anything I won't be prepared for. Currently have no idea who's on the cast, and for the first time in a long time, I have … Continue reading Guess Who’s Back in the Bachelor-Lovin’ House?!

Women Tell All!

I have to first apologize for my lack of posting. The Olympics swept me up, and then I was one episode behind, and then last week there were TWO episodes, so suddenly I was THREE episodes behind, and I just decided to not post until the women tell all special. In my absence we lost … Continue reading Women Tell All!

New Zealand’s Neediest

This week it felt like "need" was the word of the week. "I need this," "I need that," "I need Juan Pablo to say..." "I need to know how he feels," "I need him to know how I feel." NEEDY NEEDY!!! Geyser's of Love: Andi got the first one-on-one date and it was nice to … Continue reading New Zealand’s Neediest

Vixen in Vietnam

This week we're in Vietnam and all the commercials point to Clare being a WHORE-ible person. They get to Vietnam and Renee gets the first one-on-one date. These two just work so well together. There is a level of comfort, but I worry this could quickly slip in to friend territory. I also cannot decide … Continue reading Vixen in Vietnam

See You in South Korea

I have to apologize for my lack of post last week. I was at the Justin Timberlake concert and didn't have the time to watch the last episode until about 2 hours ago. Couple of notes: I don't want to hear Elise say "Chelsie's, like, a little girl." any more. There is nothing wrong with … Continue reading See You in South Korea

Nineteen Becomes Sixteen

Last night I was "that girlfriend" and forced my boyfriend Matt to watch with me. Here are our observations: Clare, who lives a self-proclaimed 'mundane life', gets the first date and she wants everyone to know Juan Pablo smells like heaven in a bottle. She knows this because on their way to snow heaven Clare … Continue reading Nineteen Becomes Sixteen