Bachelorette-Recap: Tick Tock Let’s Make It Rock

Tonight, tonight, tonight, OoohhhOh! Who's ready for the recap? Tonight's thoughts are brought to you my brain on Sort This Out Cellar's Rose Wine. For absolutely no reason in particular, it was just already in my wine cabinet! (I'm a member there, you should join too! No they are not paying me to say these … Continue reading Bachelorette-Recap: Tick Tock Let’s Make It Rock

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Bachelorette-Recap: Let’s Do the Damn Thing!

I'm already sorry for saying that headline. You're probably just as sick, as I am, of hearing it in EVERY ABC commercial break (that's especially a lot if you've been watching the NBA Playoffs). Anyway, I'm here to recap the first episode for you with more snark and sarcasm then you ever knew you wanted! … Continue reading Bachelorette-Recap: Let’s Do the Damn Thing!

Bachelor-Recap: Hometowns and Heartbreaks

WE MADE IT!!! Tonight is hometown dates. Arie will visit Kendall, Other Becca, Lauren, and Tia in their hometowns. Kendall's Hometown: Los Angeles, CA Right off the bat she reminds us that she was formerly known as Taxidermy Blonde by taking him to a taxidermy room. She is v into this and he's v not. … Continue reading Bachelor-Recap: Hometowns and Heartbreaks

Bachelor-Recap: Have you heard the one about the 5 identical blondes?

Here we go. Twelve remaining contestants. Five of them are blonde. Four of them wore white tops and denim shorts into Fort Lauderdale today. I CAN'T TELL ANYONE APART ANYMORE! This might require wine. We're going to try nicknames for the blondes this week and see how that goes. One-on-One Date: Mom-Blonde Dead-Grandpa-Blonde is back, … Continue reading Bachelor-Recap: Have you heard the one about the 5 identical blondes?

Bachelor-Recap: The Bekah-Bombshell

We have 15 contestants left and 6 of them are blonde. I'm still going to refer to them by numbers so try and keep up. This week we're moving out of the house and heading to Tahoe and the ladies are SO. EXCITED. to go to Tahoe and spend time with Arie, one-on-one. Who wants … Continue reading Bachelor-Recap: The Bekah-Bombshell

Guess Who’s Back in the Bachelor-Lovin’ House?!

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! It's been quite some time, and I'm two weeks behind but I think I've totally got this on lock. He's a second-hand rose anyway, there really can't be anything I won't be prepared for. Currently have no idea who's on the cast, and for the first time in a long time, I have … Continue reading Guess Who’s Back in the Bachelor-Lovin’ House?!

Women Tell All!

I have to first apologize for my lack of posting. The Olympics swept me up, and then I was one episode behind, and then last week there were TWO episodes, so suddenly I was THREE episodes behind, and I just decided to not post until the women tell all special. In my absence we lost … Continue reading Women Tell All!

New Zealand’s Neediest

This week it felt like "need" was the word of the week. "I need this," "I need that," "I need Juan Pablo to say..." "I need to know how he feels," "I need him to know how I feel." NEEDY NEEDY!!! Geyser's of Love: Andi got the first one-on-one date and it was nice to … Continue reading New Zealand’s Neediest

Vixen in Vietnam

This week we're in Vietnam and all the commercials point to Clare being a WHORE-ible person. They get to Vietnam and Renee gets the first one-on-one date. These two just work so well together. There is a level of comfort, but I worry this could quickly slip in to friend territory. I also cannot decide … Continue reading Vixen in Vietnam