Tonight, tonight, tonight, OoohhhOh! Who's ready for the recap? Tonight's thoughts are brought to you my brain on Sort This Out Cellar's Rose Wine. For absolutely no reason in particular, it was just already in my wine cabinet! (I'm a member there, you should join too! No they are not paying me to say these … Continue reading Bachelorette-Recap: Tick Tock Let’s Make It Rock
I'm already sorry for saying that headline. You're probably just as sick, as I am, of hearing it in EVERY ABC commercial break (that's especially a lot if you've been watching the NBA Playoffs). Anyway, I'm here to recap the first episode for you with more snark and sarcasm then you ever knew you wanted! … Continue reading Bachelorette-Recap: Let’s Do the Damn Thing!
WE MADE IT!!! Tonight is hometown dates. Arie will visit Kendall, Other Becca, Lauren, and Tia in their hometowns. Kendall's Hometown: Los Angeles, CA Right off the bat she reminds us that she was formerly known as Taxidermy Blonde by taking him to a taxidermy room. She is v into this and he's v not. … Continue reading Bachelor-Recap: Hometowns and Heartbreaks
Seven women, four roses. This week there's love-confessions, self-sabotage, a blindsiding-breakup, and even some backstabbing. Get your popcorn ready.
Here we go. Twelve remaining contestants. Five of them are blonde. Four of them wore white tops and denim shorts into Fort Lauderdale today. I CAN'T TELL ANYONE APART ANYMORE! This might require wine. We're going to try nicknames for the blondes this week and see how that goes. One-on-One Date: Mom-Blonde Dead-Grandpa-Blonde is back, … Continue reading Bachelor-Recap: Have you heard the one about the 5 identical blondes?
We have 15 contestants left and 6 of them are blonde. I'm still going to refer to them by numbers so try and keep up. This week we're moving out of the house and heading to Tahoe and the ladies are SO. EXCITED. to go to Tahoe and spend time with Arie, one-on-one. Who wants … Continue reading Bachelor-Recap: The Bekah-Bombshell
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! It's been quite some time, and I'm two weeks behind but I think I've totally got this on lock. He's a second-hand rose anyway, there really can't be anything I won't be prepared for. Currently have no idea who's on the cast, and for the first time in a long time, I have … Continue reading Guess Who’s Back in the Bachelor-Lovin’ House?!